The Bachelor Recap: You Can’t Fix Crazy

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The Bachelor Recap: You Can’t Fix Crazy

January 26, 2015 09:09 PM by Lisa Princ


For weeks now, fans of The Bachelor have been wondering about some of the ladies’ intentions (and mental states), as well as when Chris Soules would wake up and get rid of some of them. Well, tonight true colors really came through, but did Chris get the chance to see them?

Bachelor fans all across Facebook and Twitter have been wondering when Chris Soules would start weeding through the real wackos this season, and it started tonight, finally!

OMG! Just shut up already
On the first group date of the night, Chris took some of the ladies to the lake to do some camping. This included swimming, stripping (Kaitlyn and Ashley I.), campfires – you know, all the usual fun things you do while camping. Insert holier than thou Kelsey, who could barely stand the thought of camping, because – well, Michigan ladies don’t do that. I don’t think she stopped complaining for a second, whether it be about the water, the girls taking off their clothes, or having to pitch a tent on her own. Luckily for us, karma got her when she was stung by bee on thigh during one of her complain fests, ha!

Did she just say what I thought she said?
During the campfire, Ashley S. took Chris off to chat, and I’m still trying to figure out why, since she never makes any sense. “What are you?” Ashley asked, and when Chris tried to make sense of it, she began to kiss him. What’s more is that Ashley then told Chris that she loved him. Say what? Nope, not kidding. It was extremely awkward to say the least, and Chris looked like he finally saw the light – of her craziness, that is.


Cinderella and the green-eyed monster
While some of the ladies went camping, the rest were grilled by Chris’ sisters back at the mansion, who were planning to pick one lady to go on the one-on-one date with Chris. When his family arrived, Jillian and her black box (is everyone else as sick of that thing as I am? Put some darn clothes on, Jillian!) were fast asleep and drool covered by the pool. Needless to say, she didn’t make a good impression, and she didn’t get picked for the date – Jade did!

And the date was fit for a princess! Jade was swooped away by fairy godmothers, who dressed her up in a beautiful Cinderella inspired gown, covered her with diamonds, and even gave her gorgeous “glass” stilettos to wear. Jade and Chris spent a wonderful evening wining, dining, dancing, and getting to know each better. Of course, Jade was thrilled to get a rose out of the date. But, do you know who wasn’t thrilled? Ashley I., who complained non-stop about the perfect princess, and telling the cameras how sick she was that she didn’t get that date, but instead, she spent the night camping.

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch
The second group date consisted of a few of ladies dressing up in wedding gowns, only to run through a mud obstacle course with them. The winner was treated to a one-on-one date with Chris. Ugh, did I mention that Jillian was competing? Yeah, I guess I don’t have to tell you who won, right? Well, at least her backside was covered this time.

Jillian and Chris then headed to dinner on a rooftop with a beautiful view, but the date was awful. Chris even told the cameras that while Jillian was chatting, he was thinking of unicorns! On the other hand, Jillian was boasting to the camera about how great it would be rubbing the rose into the other ladies’ faces when she returned. The problem? Jillian didn’t get a rose. Instead, Chris decided that she wasn’t for him, and he sent her packing. Hooray for the departure of the annoying black box. Note to future contestants – please cover your lady parts properly, it is television.

I’m a grown man and I can make my own decisions
After the camping trip, Chris decided that he connected really well with Kaitlyn, and he gave her the rose. At the cocktail party, Britt took it upon herself to question why Kaitlyn was constantly getting roses, insinuating that because Kaitlyn skinny dipped is the reason she got the group date rose – jealous, are we? Chris couldn’t even get a straight answer out, but he did walk into the room with all of the ladies and clear the air by making it known: “I’m here to find a wife, and if any of you question that, you can leave now.” Ouch.


Pushy, pushy, pushy
Ashley I. made it a point to sneak into Chris’ tent during the camping trip and wake him out of a sound sleep just to toss hints around that she is still a virgin. Nope, not kidding. Chris was completely clueless about what she was trying to say, but she made sure to push her way to him at the cocktail party, to blurt out that she is still a virgin. However, it backfired on her, because once he heard that, Chris didn’t even kiss her! Newsflash Ashley, Becca is still a virgin also – she just hasn’t shared that with Chris yet.

One very emotional goodbye
Because, not all goodbyes are emotional. The ladies who joined Kaitlyn and Jade with roses were: Whitney, Becca, Samantha, MacKenzie, Kelsey, Britt, Megan, Carly, and Ashley I. Yes, that meant the wacko Ashley S was sent packing, along with Nikki, Jillian (earlier in the week), and sadly, Juelia.

Juelia’s departure was emotional for all, even Chris. But Chris didn’t feel that connection with her, and knowing that she had a child at home, Chris didn’t want to keep her around for the wrong reasons.

We know you have an opinion and we want to hear from you. Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments section below!


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